February 29, 2012

theinsultingdetective: soapy-blowholes: aligningplanets: we-blaze-away: aligningplanets: jeanjacket7: Did you mean “best analogies ever written”? I’m pretty sure the top one was written by an Adams fan. Do these remind anyone else of John Finnemore’s mystery story sketches at the end of the Souvenir Programme? Or is it just me? Now you mention it… ‘The windows were barred, locked from the inside, didnt open, and were made of brick.’ Whoever labeled these the worst analogies has no taste. These are the BEST FUCKING ANALOGIES EVER. Heh, reminds me of one Ilssii came up with. “It was as awkward as a seven sided triangle” XD Ilssii has some wonderful analogies. Considering these resemble something that the likes of Terry Pratchett would come up with, they’re hardly the worst because he’s a bloody bestselling novelist.

theinsultingdetective:

soapy-blowholes:

aligningplanets:

we-blaze-away:

aligningplanets:

jeanjacket7:

Did you mean “best analogies ever written”?

I’m pretty sure the top one was written by an Adams fan.

Do these remind anyone else of John Finnemore’s mystery story sketches at the end of the Souvenir Programme?

Or is it just me?

Now you mention it…

‘The windows were barred, locked from the inside, didnt open, and were made of brick.’

Whoever labeled these the worst analogies has no taste. These are the BEST FUCKING ANALOGIES EVER. Heh, reminds me of one Ilssii came up with. “It was as awkward as a seven sided triangle”

XD Ilssii has some wonderful analogies.

Considering these resemble something that the likes of Terry Pratchett would come up with, they’re hardly the worst because he’s a bloody bestselling novelist.

(Source: leflaneurtimide)

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